I believe what my husband did was mentally substitute "Canada" wherever there was a reference to England.

And yep. He's very fond of malt scotch and Celtic/folk music. (Great Big Sea!) He thought the Christmas tree sounded entertaining (with the little bottles of scotch, and substituting teeny little Canadian flags for the Union Jacks - he would!). And since his job has something to do with national security (?), he apparently has a vested interest in keeping our country smelling like roses.

If not lavender. ;-)

You two sound very similar! Me, I keep coming up as Bodie.