Apparently I'm a sad excuse for a modern woman. ;-)

You and me both, sistah!

PS Love your icon!

Thanks! I made it one day after watching the dreadful "The Gun" Pros episode. Explanation here. (http://lemurgrrrl.livejournal.com/118625.html) Now I use it liberally in connection with bad stories. Not yours, of course! But any story that extols the virtues of "man juice" definitely Needs More Satanists.