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discoveredinalj2007-09-22 10:41 am
crimson-37.livejournal.com) wrote in discoveredinalj2007-09-22 10:41 am
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Drabble challenge
I don't usually do this kind of thing, so, well, you know, have mercy and all that. :)
A Throw Away Moment.
“Ray, you’re not serious?”
“Deadly serious.”
“That’s not fair.”
Foreboding silence.
“You can’t do that.”
“Like I said, your choice.”
“Did your mother get you up early every morning to practice being a total bastard?”
“Yep.”
“Explains a few things.”
“Well, Bodie?”
“Come on, Ray, have a heart? Just touch it. Feel how soft it is?”
“I’m not going near that bloody thing, it’ll bite me. When was the last time you washed it?”
“I can’t, it’ll shrink. Look, give me your hand.”
Ensuing tussle.
“Bodie. No!”
“You’re no fun, you know that?”
“Tough!”
“OKAY, okay! The fur throw goes!”
The End
A Throw Away Moment.
“Ray, you’re not serious?”
“Deadly serious.”
“That’s not fair.”
Foreboding silence.
“You can’t do that.”
“Like I said, your choice.”
“Did your mother get you up early every morning to practice being a total bastard?”
“Yep.”
“Explains a few things.”
“Well, Bodie?”
“Come on, Ray, have a heart? Just touch it. Feel how soft it is?”
“I’m not going near that bloody thing, it’ll bite me. When was the last time you washed it?”
“I can’t, it’ll shrink. Look, give me your hand.”
Ensuing tussle.
“Bodie. No!”
“You’re no fun, you know that?”
“Tough!”
“OKAY, okay! The fur throw goes!”
The End
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“I’m not going near that bloody thing, it’ll bite me. When was the last time you washed it?”
I knew you were playing with our assumptions, but that one's hilarious regardless of whether you know you're reading about the throw, or you're still envisioning something more, er, personal of Bodie's. ;-)
Thank you!
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