Oh, this was a real treat, for so many reasons. And I think this is one of my favourite lines ever:

'Good thing evolution hadn’t given cocks opposable thumbs, or they’d be ruling the earth.'

Excellent idea for a story, with so much sub-text and wonderful imagery concerning Doyle's voice.

Best of all, pre-slash, just as it should be, given the cirs.

*And* 'The Goshawk', which is sexy even when not being read by Doyle while Bodie wanking.