Most assuredly the drinks are on me. After all, you provided the so-excellent entertainment.

I don't drink very often, but when I do, I prefer the hard stuff straight-up, no mixers and no ice. My first choice is vodka, but it has to be the real thing from Eastern Europe, where they know how to make the stuff. [I am part Russian.] Other than vodka, I like scotch or whiskey, the rarer and older, the better. [I am part Scots-Irish]. I also like tequila. [I am all Texan...smile when you say that pardner!]