Hee! I was seriously tempted to title this story "The Second Coming", but then I thought I really shouldn't. Especially because Bodie only actually comes once anyway. But someday I want to write a proper apocalyptic fic with at least two comings. And *that* one will be titled, "The Second Coming". I also played around with "Slouching to Bethlehem" and "Moving Slow Thighs", but I was worried no one would get the joke. :-)

And yeah - the center does hold this time, thanks to Doyle!

I'm glad you liked the story!