Pros! Kidfic! Not sure who else could pull this off, but you have triumphed here. I giggled through a lot of it, including:
Buncha fishist cops!
Not to mention:
Well, the kid was Canadian, after all. Who knew what their liquorice looked like.
So, what does your liquorice look like? *g*

And, huh?
Besides, maybe Sally, being a woman, had some sort of special insight into how to control six year olds. I wish!

Great stuff :)