Drabble Challenge "Extraction"

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Profound. Contemplative. Thought-provoking. All terms that can with no accuracy whatsoever be applied to my second entry into the magnificent April Drabble challenge.

Title: Extraction
Author: bistokids
Slash or Gen: Slash. Kinda.
Word Count: 100
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes please
Author's Name for Archiving (if different to above): Bistokids
Disclaimer: The usual.
Notes: Written for the April Drabble Challenge. Why, is anyone's guess.


“Yeowch! Bloody hell, Bodie, that stings!”

“Hold still. Got to pull it out somehow. Can’t stay in there forever.”

“Yeah well, try being a bit more gentle. Ease it out, bit at a time.”

“That’s no use. Just hurts more if you take your time over it. Good swift tug’s the best way. Brace yourself, sunshine.”

“FUCK! Should have known better than to let you anywhere near my arse in the bloody first place.”

“Well, that’ll teach you to think first next time.”

“What d’you mean, think first?”

“Confucius he say, leaping over fences leads to splinters in nasty places.”

Comments

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Ah, double entendre how I love thee!

Thank you! ♥

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Thanks! (Disclaimer: Any double entendre you choose to see is your own smutty mind. I was writing about splinters.)

(Discalimer #2: The above disclaimer may not be entirely accurate).