Drabble Challenge "Extraction"

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Profound. Contemplative. Thought-provoking. All terms that can with no accuracy whatsoever be applied to my second entry into the magnificent April Drabble challenge.

Title: Extraction
Author: bistokids
Slash or Gen: Slash. Kinda.
Word Count: 100
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes please
Author's Name for Archiving (if different to above): Bistokids
Disclaimer: The usual.
Notes: Written for the April Drabble Challenge. Why, is anyone's guess.


“Yeowch! Bloody hell, Bodie, that stings!”

“Hold still. Got to pull it out somehow. Can’t stay in there forever.”

“Yeah well, try being a bit more gentle. Ease it out, bit at a time.”

“That’s no use. Just hurts more if you take your time over it. Good swift tug’s the best way. Brace yourself, sunshine.”

“FUCK! Should have known better than to let you anywhere near my arse in the bloody first place.”

“Well, that’ll teach you to think first next time.”

“What d’you mean, think first?”

“Confucius he say, leaping over fences leads to splinters in nasty places.”

Comments

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

i found contemplating doyle looking at bodie's bottom incredibly profound. *g*

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Fair point! XD Thanks.

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Ah, double entendre how I love thee!

Thank you! ♥

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Thanks! (Disclaimer: Any double entendre you choose to see is your own smutty mind. I was writing about splinters.)

(Discalimer #2: The above disclaimer may not be entirely accurate).

[londonronnie.livejournal.com]

I hope Bodie kissed it better afterwards!

That was a good giggle, thank you!

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

I hope Bodie kissed it better afterwards!

Oh, you just know he did! At great length.

Thanks! :D

[kiwisue.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! More like triple entendre! Very funny.

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Aye laddie - I've advanced beyond double entendre now!

Glad it gave you a laugh. :D

[schnuffi.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I so love the "Confucius he says" - had me in stitches. Poor Ray, he should take better care of his assets. Or better let Bodie take care of them. Thanks for writing!

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Or better let Bodie take care of them.

That'd be the one! I like to think Doyle gets into these situations deliberately so he can legitimately give Bodie a full-on view of his arse! XD

Thanks. :D

[probodie.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Loved it.

[bistokids.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it (and you win the 'most appropriate icon of the year' award!)

Thanks! :D

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

Another fun dialogue - loved the last line!

[hambelandjemima.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

“Hold still. Got to pull it out somehow. Can’t stay in there forever.”

I honestly didn't know where you were going there - apart from the obvious (to me!). Great laugh. Thanks :D

[ancastar.livejournal.com]

I was pretty sure I knew where you were going with this. But it amused me just the same. Thanks! :-)

[ankaree.livejournal.com]

LOL! That was cute! I loved it. Thanks!

[heliophile-oxon.livejournal.com]

LOL! That was lovely - really gave me a giggle, thank you!

[birggitt.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love double entendre! Love when someone play with words like this. Great!
I'm sure Doyle take care of Bodie afterwards =D