Caption This! round 2

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

The previous round of “Caption This!” at the CI5 Christmas party was a rousing success. I commend all operatives for a job hilariously done. Consequently, we are now going to have an encore. Let your imagination run wild.







Stay tuned for the grand finale.

Comments

[ancastar.livejournal.com]

Doyle: Found it! For god's sake, if you're gotta wear contact lens keep 'em in your eyes, mate.

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

Good thing Ray has sharp eyes!

[earthdogue.livejournal.com]

"Bodie, I hope you kept the receipt for the Neuticles as I need the horse not the dog sized ones."


NOTE: Neuticles, natural and polyprophylene testicle implants for neutered cats, dogs, horses, and cattle.

[earthdogue.livejournal.com]

"Bloody hell Neuticles! They do exist!"

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's a new one on me!

[shaw012145.livejournal.com]

Gottya! Wonder if Betty will be pleased that "I" found the back of her earring, rather than Bodie ???

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

You wish. Dream on, Ray

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

"Told you I needed the EXTRA LARGE condoms!"

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

Hah! Bodie's idea of a joke, no doubt!

[probodie.livejournal.com]

"I've got to wear this... WHERE???"

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

Heh. Did Ray lose a bet?

[probodie.livejournal.com]

Hee could have done - could be a story in that somewhere *grins*

[agentxpndble.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious! I love it!

[bistokidsfan77.livejournal.com]

"Bloody Hell! Cowley's paise raises are gettin' smaller every year, Bodie!"

"Yeah, but at least he wrapped it this year, Doyle..."

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

And it's the thought that counts, right?

[crimson-37.livejournal.com]

Ray: "Viagra!"
Bodie: "Well, you haven't been interested in the birds lately. Thought there might be a reason, you know." *eyes Ray's groin*
Ray: "You berk! There's a reason, but..." *eyes rove over Bodie's corded thighs, groin and then up over large expanse of muscle, defined perfectly through close fitting navy shirt. Which he notes is his own.* "Oh yes, there's reason all right."
Bodie: *Notes perusal. Shivers run down his spine on hearing the husky note to Ray's voice.* "That's not your real pressie."
Ray: *sees Bodie fidget and his reaction. Hears the almost hesitant words. Sees the flick of moist tongue over suddenly dry lips and flush of colour appear at the juncture of neck and chest and knows it's not embarrassment.* "Oh no?" He rises. "That not it then?" *steps closer* "So when do I get to unwrap the real one?" *feels his cock twitch at the sight of Bodie's wet lips falling open, accommodating his now ragged breaths*
Bodie: *feels the heat in his chest and groin at Ray's proximity and the wanton - overtly sexy - look in those exotic eyes. "Whenever you're ready." *sharp intake of breath as cool long fingers thread around his nape and warm breath caresses his cheek.*
Ray: "I've waited long enough, don't you think." *drawing Bodie's mouth to his own. And losing himself in the sudden needy and passionate response, he let his free hand start to unwrap the best present ever*

Ok. I know. I have been a little bored tonight, and I couldn't think of a one liner. Once this scene appeared in my head, I couldn't think of anything else.
*please note:- I know there was no viagra in 1980, but it's only a lark, isn't it.* But I shant apologise. I enjoyed myself. :)

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

No don't apologize. I love your take on the scene! Definitely the best present ever.

[crimson-37.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :)

[bistokidsfan77.livejournal.com]

*Is somehow finding the need for a fag, even tho she doesn't smoke ;D*

[crimson-37.livejournal.com]

LOL... Well, I do... Passes packet. *grins*

[bistokidsfan77.livejournal.com]

Ta!

[brenk.livejournal.com]

"This mini-bauble will self-destruct in ten seconds if somebody doesn't give me a kiss? Bodie, you have to wean yoursef off Mission Impossible. Really."

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

"Your mission, Mr. Doyle, should you choose to accept it..."

[byslantedlight.livejournal.com]

Hee - very silly picture! Sorry I can't think of a caption to go with it (I so fail at that sort of thing - it's like asking me to say something witty in response at the time instead of five hours later in the middle of the night! But I'm enjoying everyone else's, thanks so much for these!

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

I'm with you. I don't respond well to being put on the spot either. But I certainly have laughed at and loved everyone else's captions. I'm gratified with the response the manips have received. Such fun!

[doylelover4-5.livejournal.com]

"Bodie,this is not the time to re-enact the final scene from "The Fly!"

[metabolick.livejournal.com]

o_0 Yikes!!!