I thought I'd avoid the pointy stick by getting in early with a quick ficlet, you know, a couple of hundred words to keep the wolf from the door. So, 2000 words later, here's a DOOC entry. I chose this prompt:
You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your conversation is first class. (The Goodbye Girl)
And then very very loosely based a fic around it! (Incidentally, when I tried to use the word 'moroseness' my spellchecker objected and said it preferred 'moorhens'. I over-ruled it, but if you're in agreement with the spellchecker then please feel free to read as 'Doyle's moorhens')
( The first Pros!Moorhens!fic ever )