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Santa Bodie

[tune from Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt version
original music and lyrics by Philip Springer
this version augmented by krisser]

Santa Bodie, just slip your weapon under the tree
For me
Been an awful good bloke
Santa Bodie, so hurry down the chimney tonight


Santa Bodie, an Indian motorbike
For two
I'll make room for you dear
Santa Bodie, so hurry down the chimney tonight


Think of all the fun we've missed
Think of all the fellas that I didn't kiss
Next year I will kiss only you
If you'll only kiss me back, too


Santa Bodie, I want a shot
To show you mean - a lot
Been waitin' all year
Santa Bodie, so hurry down the chimney tonight


Santa Bodie, one little thing I really need
Your prick
Aligned along mine
Santa Bodie, so hurry home to my bed tonight


Bodie cutie, and fill my stocking with a tube
Of lube
Get your favourite kind
Bodie cutie, and hurry home to my bed tonight

[Bridge]
Come and trim my Christmas dick
Just suck it off, it's nice and thick
I really do want to come in you
Let's see if you come in me, too


Santa Bodie, forgot to mention one little thing
Cock ring
We'll be very busy
Santa Bodie, so hurry home to my bed tonight
Hurry home to my bed tonight
Hurry, tonight


krisser2021


Title: Santa Bodie
Author: krisser
Slash: song corruption
Archive: Yes
Disclaimer: The usual just borrowing

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, Professionals Style
original song by Meredith Willson, Pros update, krisser


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go;
Ray's dressed like an elf
And Bodie's just himself
Calling out a merry ho, ho, ho.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In the agent's lounge;
Sprigs of mistletoe
To catch 'em, don't you know
Ray and Bodie snogging all around.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
All around their flat;
Fairy lights are on the tree
Bodie's on his knees
And Doyle is coming quickly just like that.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
In their big, wide bed;
Bodie stripped off all Ray's clothes
And found the big red bow
Knowing after all that he'll get fed.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Up and down the hall;
The lads are happy now
Got the whisky to the Cow
With drinks raised high for toasting one and all.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
For it's Christmas once more!


2020

Jingle Bells – Pros Style
by krisser
(with apologies to James Lord Pierpont)


Dashing through the snow
in a Vauxhull, color gray.
Through the streets they go,
shooting all the way.
Sirens blaring loud,
lights a-flashing, too!
Cowley yelling loud and clear,
you both know what to do!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

You might be wondering now,
how'd that came about.
Catch the bad guys fast
they heard Cowley shout.
The snow was falling thick,
a crash was bound to be.
Careening through the snowy streets,
the Vauxhall hit a tree.

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

A day or two ago,
when Bodie almost died.
Ray Doyle soon found the truth,
the answer by his side.
He reached and grabbed his prick,
responding hard and fast.
Doyle got to work and got him off,
They'd found true love at last!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!



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Bodie's not all that keen about winter.

( Winter )

Day 23 is here. . . .I'm on the west coast of the US and I was counting down the hours until I could post. . . . =0

Once again I am so lucky the metabolick has created a pic for my story. And to make it extra special biani animated part of it. Thanks to both. Happy holidays to all.


( And the Snow Didn't Feel Cold )