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The following is not exactly seasonal; in fact it's downright vile in every way and has absolutely no business turning up in a holiday collection. But … it's never the wrong time for the women and men of our dreams to be righting a few wrongs here and there, I hope? I'm also well aware that in reality by far the most commonly used drug in this situation is simply added alcohol. Hope I might be forgiven nonetheless, both for that and for possibly the least seasonal fic ever!
Huge thanks to bsl for beta which has vastly improved my horribleness; all extant horribleness, nastability and vile-atude plus all remaining red-pencilability is mine and mine alone.
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