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Santa Bodie

[tune from Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt version
original music and lyrics by Philip Springer
this version augmented by krisser]

Santa Bodie, just slip your weapon under the tree
For me
Been an awful good bloke
Santa Bodie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Bodie, an Indian motorbike
For two
I'll make room for you dear
Santa Bodie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun we've missed
Think of all the fellas that I didn't kiss
Next year I will kiss only you
If you'll only kiss me back, too

Santa Bodie, I want a shot
To show you mean - a lot
Been waitin' all year
Santa Bodie, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Bodie, one little thing I really need
Your prick
Aligned along mine
Santa Bodie, so hurry home to my bed tonight

Bodie cutie, and fill my stocking with a tube
Of lube
Get your favourite kind
Bodie cutie, and hurry home to my bed tonight

[Bridge]
Come and trim my Christmas dick
Just suck it off, it's nice and thick
I really do want to come in you
Let's see if you come in me, too

Santa Bodie, forgot to mention one little thing
Cock ring
We'll be very busy
Santa Bodie, so hurry home to my bed tonight
Hurry home to my bed tonight
Hurry, tonight

krisser2021

Title: Santa Bodie
Author: krisser
Slash: song corruption
Archive: Yes
Disclaimer: The usual just borrowing