Dec. 25th, 2021

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Where ever you are in the world, and whatever you celebrate around this time of year, Season's Greetings to you, Happy December, and may your day today be extra joyful!

25th December is many things, but amongst everything else it's a Pros Christmas Party Posting day here at Discoveredinalj - feel free to post any Pros joy that you'd like to share here at the comm! *g*

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Old Habits…
by Felicity M. Parkinson

Hunger pangs woke him. He had to eat, keep his body satisfied till breakfast. Three mince pies lay in their packet, untouched despite his earlier depredations.

He slid out from under the duvet. Stood. Listened. The snoring from the bed confirmed that Doyle was still asleep. On bare feet, Bodie moved out into the hallway and along to the kitchen. No need for a light; he knew where everything was.

A midnight feast. He wolfed one mince pie, savoured the second, reached for the third.

“Touch my mince pie,” Doyle growled from immediately behind him, “and you’re a dead man.”

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Posting on behalf of [livejournal.com profile] f_m_parkinson again. Some of you might have seen a video called Detachable Penis. Well if you haven't, take a look (it's also here on YouTube), and then read on...*g*

That Detachable Penis
by Felicity M. Parkinson

Two drabbles written for WriteTime 2020 Online in response to the songvid ‘Detachable Penis’, by Sandy, Alex, Gwyn, Tina and Rache.

A detachable penis is handy - until you lose it. I don’t usually take it round with me unless I need it but I managed to leave it somewhere. It wasn’t in the cupboard where I keep it. Searched the whole flat. Phoned friends to see if I’d left it with them after a party. (I got sozzled.) Nothing. Bodie laughed. He was no help at all – kept offering daft suggestions. Finally spotted it on a bric a brac stall at the market and had to buy it back. Relief! Maybe I’ll keep it on more. Bodie would like that.

Conversely:

It’s no joke being a detachable penis. Doyle lost me the other day. Usually he’s a careful sod, keeps me in his cupboard. But he took me to a party, got pissed and showed me to a friend, then forgot to put me back in his trousers. Next morning I was handed over to the market with other lost property. The indignity! Doyle came by the stall, looking concerned. I almost waved at him. And he had to shell out for me. Bodie just grinned. Now I’m safely home, maybe they’ll both take more care about where Doyle puts me.

o0o


Title: That Detachable Penis
Author: Felicity M. Parkinson
Slash or Gen: Slash
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes please
Disclaimer: The lads only belong to their creator. And George Cowley, of course.

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