Discovered in a Snow Globe - 7 December, 2022 - song- Cowley Got Run Over By a Reindeer

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Title: Cowley Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Author: krisserci5
Archive to Pros Lib: Yes, please!
Genre: Slash
Characters/Pairing: Doyle/Bodie
Warnings: another corruption of a Christmas song



Cowley Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Cowley got run over by a reindeer
By leavin' the ol' Christmas party first.
You can say he looks flat an' horizontal,
But me and Bodie don't believe the worst.

He'd been drinkin' too much whisky
So we helped him out the door.
He teetered on the staircase
And he disappeared-we thought forever more.

When Murphy found him Christmas mornin'
He looked about in a frantic whirl.
He thought the old man wasn't breathin'
And ran away screeching like a girl.

Cowley got run over by a reindeer
By leavin' the ol' Christmas party first
You can say he looks flat an' horizontal
But me and Bodie don't believe the worst

Now we're all so proud of Bodie,
Didn't stand 'round like all the rest.
He rushed straight out into the fracus
And did CPR by pounding on his chest.

Now, it doesn't feel like Christmas .
In the A&E all bleak.
Doctors zapped him with the paddles;
Cowley yelled out with a shriek.

Cowley got run over by a reindeer
By leavin' the ol' Christmas party first.
You can say he looks flat an' horizontal,
But me and Bodie don't believe the worst.

Me and Bodie found a corner
away from all the fray.
Bodie had my Christmas prezzie,
A special lube for boffing all the day.

What happened to ol' Murphy?
Even now while Cowley's on the mend.
From bed he's shoutin out the orders,
Why his D-Notice Murphy's yet to send

Cowley got run over by a reindeer
Now the season's really somethin' else.
He'll tell the story for a drop of whisky,
While Murphy's out there boffin' all the elves.


Original song written by Randy Brooks . . . Pros version tweaked by krisserci5