DOOC Challenge - Aaaand Stretch!

[hambelandjemima.livejournal.com]

Unless anyone has snuck in while I've been posting, it appears I'm the first to post in the Discovered Out Of Context challenge. This is a tad more than a drabble - just a bit of silliness to kick off proceedings. Header info is at the bottom...

Aaaand Stretch!

 

“Come on, Bodie! You’re not even trying!”

 

“I am. It fuckin’ hurts, Ray.”

 

“It shouldn’t do. I stretched it first.” *sigh* “What if I do this?”

 

“Ow! You’ve got bony fingers!”

 

“Artist’s fingers.”

 

“Well, I seem to be the one suffering for your art here.”

“Hardly suffering, mate.”

 

“No? Look at me, Ray; I’m all red and sweaty.”

 

“Just how I like you. Let’s try another way. You push this time…”

 

“Nnnnnggghhhh!”

 

“No, it’s not gonna happen. You’d better stop now.”

 

“…”

 

“Bodie, I said stop! You’ll do yourself a mischief!”

 

“Eh?”

 

“Face it, sunshine, it’s not gonna fit. It’s a nice enough jumper, but a crew-neck would have been a better buy. You’ll never get that polo-neck over your big head, no matter how much we stretch it.”

 

 

 

 

Title: Aaaand Stretch!
Author: Hambel
Slash or Gen: *Cue hysterical laughter* Oh sorry, serious question. Why, slash, of course.
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes, please.
Disclaimer: They’re mine. Oh alright then, they’re not. No money has changed hands in the writing of this fic.
Notes: Written for the Discovered Out Of Context Challenge using the following quote as a prompt – ‘Gordon Bennett, they're having a phonographic orgy’ from Carry On Emmanuelle apparently. I may have gone off on a tangent, but I got the ‘out of context’ part right *g*

 

Comments

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

No wonder you scored 36%... you can't even tell the difference between Bodie and Doyle? *bats eyelashes*

[hambelandjemima.livejournal.com]

They all look the same with the lights turned off....

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

You see *that* right there is why you scored 36%... All you're planning on doing is looking?

[hambelandjemima.livejournal.com]

FEEL! I meant FEEL!

Is my street-cred restored yet?

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Nuh huh! You couldn't tell the difference between the lovely lads by touch? Are you sure you didn't score *more* than 36% *Wishes for my chance to demonstrate said talent*

[hambelandjemima.livejournal.com]

You couldn't tell the difference between the lovely lads by touch?
Why would I care if I had one in one hand and the other in the other?

Yes, I have an 'O' level in English, thank you for asking *g*