Hit for Six
Aug. 1st, 2009 10:52 pmHere we go - written at great speed (for me), and totally unbeta-d, so many apologies for repetition, mis-spellings, dodgy paragraphs, etc. A product of the complete washout at Edgbaston today, which meant I had to make up my own cricket match!
So... here is the Fourth Innings,
Hit for Six
Thought this was an obbo, not the Queen’s bleedin’ garden party!
“Good shot!”
Scattered applause as the dark red ball rocketed up the slope to hit the white-painted fence with a loud Crack! Well-bred public-school accents... bright red-and-yellow-striped blazers and ties... champagne, cucumber sandwiches, beer, hot sun and the crack of leather on willow...
Growling, Doyle swung on his heel and stalked away from the low picket fence separating the hoi polloi from the MCC Members’ Stand, feeling the cool shadow fall across his shoulders like a benison after the hot sun blazing across the vivid green of the beautifully-shorn outfield. It was the first Saturday in July, which meant of course that this was the traditional Lord’s Test match, and for once the English weather was behaving itself. Unlike his cricket-mad partner!
“Ray? Oi – Doyle!”
Bodie’s rather less patrician tones brought Doyle to an abrupt stop before he went barrelling out into the crowds thronging the concourse behind the pavilion, and he turned to see his partner trotting towards him with a concerned expression on his face.
“What’s the problem, mate?”
Doyle was just drawing breath to answer when a yell of “HOWZAT??” from the pitch brought Bodie’s head snapping round, and he groaned as a tide of polite applause heralded the return of a batsman to the pavilion.
“Bugger – that’s Kim Hughes gone and I’ve missed it! Ah, come on, Ray – what’s up with you, then?”
The sudden tinge of Scouse told Doyle that Bodie’s tolerance for his partner’s moods was rapidly reaching breaking point, and he shrugged angrily.
“All this crap,” he said, waving his hand vaguely around him. “I mean, fuckin’ ‘ell, Bodie, how likely is it that Bremner’s goin’ to make the drop here, of all places? And in the middle of a Test match?”
“None at all,” Bodie agreed promptly, “Which means that we get to see a Test match – an Ashes Test match, Doyle – on the Cow’s budget. So why can’t you just enjoy it and stop bloody whinging!”
Doyle sighed. Bodie was almost visibly twitching, clearly desperate to get back to their privileged seats right next to the pavilion which provided a perfect vantage point to observe George Armitage Bremner of MI5, cricket fanatic, member of the MCC, and suspected double agent... but their position also provided the two CI5 agents with a perfect view of the pitch and the play thereon.
And while Bodie might love cricket – had in fact tried to persuade Doyle weeks ago that they should get tickets for this very match – Doyle wasn’t so keen.
“Ah, come on, Ray! I know you hate cricket -”
“- s’not cricket I hate,” snapped Doyle, reluctantly allowing himself to be tugged back towards their seats, “It’s everythin’ that goes with it. All that upper-class, old school tie, Gentlemen and Players -”
Suddenly realising that his voice had risen and that he was attracting some glares – which he didn’t mind - and several amused looks – which he did – he clamped his jaw shut, planted himself on the folding chair tucked in next to the fence, folded his arms and glared unseeingly out over the bright green sward in front of him.
“Yeah, yeah,” muttered Bodie, obviously not listening. He was watching the next Australian batsman take guard and consulting his programme. “Hey, they’ve sent in a night-watchman already!”
“Great...”
Doyle’s muttered comment was the final straw, and Bodie turned on his sulking companion with a face like thunder.
“Look -” he hissed, “You hate cricket – fair enough. I happen to be enjoying myself – or I would be, if you weren’t working so bloody hard at ruining it! This beats being stuck in the buggy-boo, or some draughty attic, or having to breathe Anson’s cigar smoke all day – so just shut it, all right?”
Doyle held Bodie’s eyes for a moment – then, seeing the genuine disappointment behind his partner’s annoyance, he blinked and looked away. “Sorry,” he mumbled. “It’s just – I ‘ad other plans for today.”
“Well, you can take ‘er out next week,” snapped Bodie, looking back at the pitch after a swift glance to his left had confirmed that Bremner was still as engrossed in the play as he had been all day.
Doyle made no response to this sally. Instead he shifted a little so that he could see Bremner with his peripheral vision but still watch the cricket... which he did want to see really, he grudgingly admitted. It was a Test match. And it was against Australia... wasn’t fair to take his annoyance out on Bodie, either. How was Bodie supposed to know that those other plans had involved him?
There was a quick intake of breath from Bodie, in unison with the rest of the crowd, as the new batsman narrowly avoided playing the ball on to his stumps, and Doyle sighed – quietly. Had everything planned, too, he mourned. A day out on the bikes, down to that great little pub in Weybridge, an’ then back to my place with a Chinese to watch the cricket highlights this evening... and Do It.
Make my move.
I’m not going to put it off any longer, and there’s no point waiting for Bodie to do anything – the great lummox. I never thought I’d see him scared of anything, but I reckon he’s scared of – this.
Whatever this is -
“Look out!”
Bodie’s yell had Doyle diving for cover only to find himself landing slap on top of his hysterically laughing partner as a cricket ball hit the fence right next to where Doyle had been sitting moments before. The ball ricocheted away with half the crowd chasing it, while Doyle, finding himself lying face to face with – and on - a helplessly-giggling Bodie, decided to make hay in the evening sunshine and stayed right where he was.
Things were looking up, he decided. In fact – he wriggled a little, and grinned to himself – a couple of things were looking up...
Bodie had stopped laughing and was staring suspiciously at the cheerful face above him. “Er... Doyle?” he said tentatively, “You’re getting a bit heavy, mate...”
“Yeah?” Doyle considered staying put, then – reluctantly – decided that it was time to move. And – judging by what he’d just felt – it was past time that he made a move, as well...
“When do Jax and Anson take over?” he enquired innocently as he got to his feet and gave Bodie a hand up. Bodie grabbed the proffered help and heaved himself upright, then blinked at his partner.
“At close of play, around six thirty, just like the Cow said this morning.” He sighed and shook his head sadly. “It must be your age – I’ve heard that memory’s the first to go.”
Doyle hit him half-heartedly as they both resumed their seats. “Just checking... if we do get away at a decent time, d’you fancy comin’ back to my place? Chinese in front of the telly?”
He added temptingly, “We could watch the cricket highlights - you could catch all the bits you missed...”
Bodie was watching him and Doyle, to his own annoyance, felt himself flushing. Hastily he looked away, but out of the corner of his eye he saw Bodie’s eyebrows arch quizzically. Shit, he thought. He’s sussed it – and he doesn’t want to, he’s going to say no, I know he is...
There was a pause that seemed, to Doyle, to last for an eternity. They were standing in a bubble of silence, inside their own transparent force field, and all at once the atmosphere between them was charged with tension.
Oh, God. I’ve done it now...
Swallowing, his throat suddenly dry, Doyle made himself meet Bodie’s eyes. And then - Doyle swallowed again - Bodie leaned forward so that his face was bare inches away.
“Catch all the bits I’ve missed? Oh, I don’t think I’ve missed anything important, have I, Ray?” he murmured, his voice like velvet and his eyes holding Doyle's.
Doyle shivered. Who said blue was cold? he wondered dazedly. Bodie’s eyes were blue – blazing blue, a furnace he could drown in...
“Have I? Ray?”
“Uh... yeah?”
“Never mind. Sit down and watch the cricket, and then we’ll go and get that takeaway.”
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Title: Hit for Six
Author: SAC
Slash or Gen: Pre-Slash
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes please
Disclaimer: I really, really wish they belonged to me, but they don’t. I just like to play with them every now and then.
So... here is the Fourth Innings,
Thought this was an obbo, not the Queen’s bleedin’ garden party!
“Good shot!”
Scattered applause as the dark red ball rocketed up the slope to hit the white-painted fence with a loud Crack! Well-bred public-school accents... bright red-and-yellow-striped blazers and ties... champagne, cucumber sandwiches, beer, hot sun and the crack of leather on willow...
Growling, Doyle swung on his heel and stalked away from the low picket fence separating the hoi polloi from the MCC Members’ Stand, feeling the cool shadow fall across his shoulders like a benison after the hot sun blazing across the vivid green of the beautifully-shorn outfield. It was the first Saturday in July, which meant of course that this was the traditional Lord’s Test match, and for once the English weather was behaving itself. Unlike his cricket-mad partner!
“Ray? Oi – Doyle!”
Bodie’s rather less patrician tones brought Doyle to an abrupt stop before he went barrelling out into the crowds thronging the concourse behind the pavilion, and he turned to see his partner trotting towards him with a concerned expression on his face.
“What’s the problem, mate?”
Doyle was just drawing breath to answer when a yell of “HOWZAT??” from the pitch brought Bodie’s head snapping round, and he groaned as a tide of polite applause heralded the return of a batsman to the pavilion.
“Bugger – that’s Kim Hughes gone and I’ve missed it! Ah, come on, Ray – what’s up with you, then?”
The sudden tinge of Scouse told Doyle that Bodie’s tolerance for his partner’s moods was rapidly reaching breaking point, and he shrugged angrily.
“All this crap,” he said, waving his hand vaguely around him. “I mean, fuckin’ ‘ell, Bodie, how likely is it that Bremner’s goin’ to make the drop here, of all places? And in the middle of a Test match?”
“None at all,” Bodie agreed promptly, “Which means that we get to see a Test match – an Ashes Test match, Doyle – on the Cow’s budget. So why can’t you just enjoy it and stop bloody whinging!”
Doyle sighed. Bodie was almost visibly twitching, clearly desperate to get back to their privileged seats right next to the pavilion which provided a perfect vantage point to observe George Armitage Bremner of MI5, cricket fanatic, member of the MCC, and suspected double agent... but their position also provided the two CI5 agents with a perfect view of the pitch and the play thereon.
And while Bodie might love cricket – had in fact tried to persuade Doyle weeks ago that they should get tickets for this very match – Doyle wasn’t so keen.
“Ah, come on, Ray! I know you hate cricket -”
“- s’not cricket I hate,” snapped Doyle, reluctantly allowing himself to be tugged back towards their seats, “It’s everythin’ that goes with it. All that upper-class, old school tie, Gentlemen and Players -”
Suddenly realising that his voice had risen and that he was attracting some glares – which he didn’t mind - and several amused looks – which he did – he clamped his jaw shut, planted himself on the folding chair tucked in next to the fence, folded his arms and glared unseeingly out over the bright green sward in front of him.
“Yeah, yeah,” muttered Bodie, obviously not listening. He was watching the next Australian batsman take guard and consulting his programme. “Hey, they’ve sent in a night-watchman already!”
“Great...”
Doyle’s muttered comment was the final straw, and Bodie turned on his sulking companion with a face like thunder.
“Look -” he hissed, “You hate cricket – fair enough. I happen to be enjoying myself – or I would be, if you weren’t working so bloody hard at ruining it! This beats being stuck in the buggy-boo, or some draughty attic, or having to breathe Anson’s cigar smoke all day – so just shut it, all right?”
Doyle held Bodie’s eyes for a moment – then, seeing the genuine disappointment behind his partner’s annoyance, he blinked and looked away. “Sorry,” he mumbled. “It’s just – I ‘ad other plans for today.”
“Well, you can take ‘er out next week,” snapped Bodie, looking back at the pitch after a swift glance to his left had confirmed that Bremner was still as engrossed in the play as he had been all day.
Doyle made no response to this sally. Instead he shifted a little so that he could see Bremner with his peripheral vision but still watch the cricket... which he did want to see really, he grudgingly admitted. It was a Test match. And it was against Australia... wasn’t fair to take his annoyance out on Bodie, either. How was Bodie supposed to know that those other plans had involved him?
There was a quick intake of breath from Bodie, in unison with the rest of the crowd, as the new batsman narrowly avoided playing the ball on to his stumps, and Doyle sighed – quietly. Had everything planned, too, he mourned. A day out on the bikes, down to that great little pub in Weybridge, an’ then back to my place with a Chinese to watch the cricket highlights this evening... and Do It.
Make my move.
I’m not going to put it off any longer, and there’s no point waiting for Bodie to do anything – the great lummox. I never thought I’d see him scared of anything, but I reckon he’s scared of – this.
Whatever this is -
“Look out!”
Bodie’s yell had Doyle diving for cover only to find himself landing slap on top of his hysterically laughing partner as a cricket ball hit the fence right next to where Doyle had been sitting moments before. The ball ricocheted away with half the crowd chasing it, while Doyle, finding himself lying face to face with – and on - a helplessly-giggling Bodie, decided to make hay in the evening sunshine and stayed right where he was.
Things were looking up, he decided. In fact – he wriggled a little, and grinned to himself – a couple of things were looking up...
Bodie had stopped laughing and was staring suspiciously at the cheerful face above him. “Er... Doyle?” he said tentatively, “You’re getting a bit heavy, mate...”
“Yeah?” Doyle considered staying put, then – reluctantly – decided that it was time to move. And – judging by what he’d just felt – it was past time that he made a move, as well...
“When do Jax and Anson take over?” he enquired innocently as he got to his feet and gave Bodie a hand up. Bodie grabbed the proffered help and heaved himself upright, then blinked at his partner.
“At close of play, around six thirty, just like the Cow said this morning.” He sighed and shook his head sadly. “It must be your age – I’ve heard that memory’s the first to go.”
Doyle hit him half-heartedly as they both resumed their seats. “Just checking... if we do get away at a decent time, d’you fancy comin’ back to my place? Chinese in front of the telly?”
He added temptingly, “We could watch the cricket highlights - you could catch all the bits you missed...”
Bodie was watching him and Doyle, to his own annoyance, felt himself flushing. Hastily he looked away, but out of the corner of his eye he saw Bodie’s eyebrows arch quizzically. Shit, he thought. He’s sussed it – and he doesn’t want to, he’s going to say no, I know he is...
There was a pause that seemed, to Doyle, to last for an eternity. They were standing in a bubble of silence, inside their own transparent force field, and all at once the atmosphere between them was charged with tension.
Oh, God. I’ve done it now...
Swallowing, his throat suddenly dry, Doyle made himself meet Bodie’s eyes. And then - Doyle swallowed again - Bodie leaned forward so that his face was bare inches away.
“Catch all the bits I’ve missed? Oh, I don’t think I’ve missed anything important, have I, Ray?” he murmured, his voice like velvet and his eyes holding Doyle's.
Doyle shivered. Who said blue was cold? he wondered dazedly. Bodie’s eyes were blue – blazing blue, a furnace he could drown in...
“Have I? Ray?”
“Uh... yeah?”
“Never mind. Sit down and watch the cricket, and then we’ll go and get that takeaway.”
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Title: Hit for Six
Author: SAC
Slash or Gen: Pre-Slash
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes please
Disclaimer: I really, really wish they belonged to me, but they don’t. I just like to play with them every now and then.
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Date: 2009-08-01 10:45 pm (UTC)"takeaway"!! that is fiendish *g*
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Date: 2009-08-01 10:52 pm (UTC)Sorry, though - I did wince a bit when I realised what the last word was going to be...
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Date: 2009-08-01 11:07 pm (UTC)BTW, where's Weighbridge? I know where Weybridge is...
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Date: 2009-08-02 08:30 am (UTC)Gaah! Like I said, apologies for mis-spellings etc. I'll go and fix it right away! Thank you for pointing that out. Especially as I used to live about five miles away from there, and I know this pub well! (It's even called The Cricketers...!)
And I think Ray had been so focussed on getting things sorted out between him and Bodie that he honestly didn't realise how much Bodie was enjoying the match. The penny dropped in the end, though!
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Date: 2009-08-01 11:20 pm (UTC)If anyone else would like to write beginning with 'takeaway', please do. I can try again tomorrow if inspiration strikes.
Do take up the ball and run with it, to mix sporting metaphors.
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Date: 2009-08-02 06:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-08-02 08:36 am (UTC)Oh really? I wonder where you got that idea *whistles*
The game doesn't really matter - except that it gave Doyle a chance to jump on Bodie!
Erm... so to speak... lol.
Thank you!
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Date: 2009-08-01 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-02 08:39 am (UTC)I have to say, a sunny day at Lord's watching a Test match would be my perfect day (I have been several times, too), so I do sympathise with Bodie here... but Doyle had been making plans for weeks, so...
They got there in the end, though!
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Date: 2009-08-02 12:17 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2009-08-02 08:42 am (UTC)Yes, Bodie can be very crafty when he wants to be...
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Date: 2009-08-02 01:15 am (UTC)Oh, I liked it! Lucky Lads, getting to watch a Test match AND indulge in frolics on the grass *g*. Much fun, thank you!
Although I think Rod Marsh used to be a useful mid-lower order batsman (came in at 7 or 8, just before the bowlers) rather than someone who'd be followed by a night watchman - more likely to be one himself.
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Date: 2009-08-02 08:49 am (UTC)I knew I should check the batting line-up before posting - but I wanted to get the fic up quickly!
Does that rate as a dropped catch, d'you think? *g*
I'll trundle off and find a higher order batsman... how about Kim Hughes? *whistles*
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Date: 2009-08-02 08:53 am (UTC)After I queried 'Rod Marsh' in my head, I had to go look it up, didn't I *g*! I thought the 1981 Ashes series was the closest to what you were after:
http://www.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63290.html
OK, the Australian batting lineup for the second test of the 1981 Ashes tour at Lords was:
Woods
Dyson
Yallop
Hughes (capt)
T Chappell
Border
Marsh
Bright
Lawson
Lillee
Alderman
If yours isn't an actual match, I'd add Greg Chappell as captain (even though he didn't tour in '81) and change the team slightly to make it more "typical":
Woods
Dyson or Laird
Yallop
Hughes
G Chappell (capt)
Border
Marsh
Lawson
Lillee
Hogg
Alderman
A night watchman might be called in after the fall of the third wicket, if it was late in the day, especially if Greg wanted to preserve his knock until the following morning.In that case I'd go for Marsh or (maybe, just maybe) Geoff Lawson. If it was the fourth wicket then the next batsman up would be Border, and he was generally his own best night watchman - but captain's decision, as always. Of course, AB could have been batting at 3 rather than 6 (and Hughes at 6, after Chappell), but that was less usual.
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Date: 2009-08-02 09:01 am (UTC)So I didn't even get the name right - and I even saw Border batting in that Test and was sure that he came in at around 4 or 5! DOH!!
Like Bodie says - it's the memory that goes first...
Hmm. Think I'll go for our Kim... especially as he was the captain, so that'll make Bodie even more pissed off at missing his wicket. Heh.
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Date: 2009-08-02 09:31 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-08-02 08:53 am (UTC)And I can just see Bodie being all wrapped up in the play, and a sulky Doyle...
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Date: 2009-08-02 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-02 04:17 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting!
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Date: 2009-08-02 03:42 pm (UTC)I love your slightly-Scouse Bodie and sulky Doyle, and the pair of them ending up in a giggling heap. Lovely read, thank you.
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:20 pm (UTC)I'm really pleased that everyone seems to have liked it - I wanted to write a nice light, summery fic ('cos that's what cricket is, for me) and it's lovely to feel that I've succeeded.
so glad you enjoyed it! (and yes, I've got a soft spot for sulky Doyle, too!)
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Date: 2009-08-02 05:35 pm (UTC)Doyle shivered. Who said blue was cold? he wondered dazedly. Bodie’s eyes were blue – blazing blue, a furnace he could drown in...
Wonderful description *g* Also, when you mentioned the villain's name, I had a giggle to myself whilst thinking of ol' Billy!!
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Date: 2009-08-02 07:56 pm (UTC)*Snigger*
Yeah, I wondered if anyone (i.e. you!! *points*) would pick up on that... not a frightfully English name but what the hell, I gave him a nice English first name and a good solid Border Reiver middle name, so I reckoned it worked!
Glad you liked the description-y bit - I do like Bodie's voice, so I thought I'd put in a bit about it!
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-03 09:24 pm (UTC)So glad you liked it - and thank you for commenting!
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Date: 2009-09-30 10:05 pm (UTC)