discoveredinalj | From the CI5 Archives

Here’s the first ever Pros caption competition pic again:

Here are the inspired captions from today:

Frankly, Bodie, I don't care that Doyle sleeps on top!

That's not quite what I meant when I said "Stick close to your partner at all times!", Bodie!

Are you referring to the relative position of your tongue to a certain anatomical attribute of Doyle's?

Cowley: Bodie, I do NOT want to know about what you lads did on New Year's Eve!

Stop exaggerating, Bodie. You are *not* that much taller than Doyle.

Do planes crash if I poke my tongue out at them?

Bodie: So, Sir, I positioned Doyle and me like this and then licked -
Cowley: Enough Bodie!

Aww come on Sir, I can’t play One Potato, Two Potato on my own...

Cowley: Och, that's the reason you wanted to change your call number from 3.7 to 6.9?

[ROFL. You are all very naughty... but I like you!]

And here are the results from 1980 (LWT Pros magazine, vol. 2 issue 4, 1981):

Well, well, well – fangirls 30 years ago were almost as bad as today! (not forgetting Mr Brian Arnold, aged 42, of Marine Parade, Worthing, Sussex *g*).

They got their come-uppance though – a beautiful hand-knitted item from Mr Aitch!

Which entry would you have chosen to win the top knitware prize?