Jingle Bells – Pros Style by krisser

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Jingle Bells – Pros Style
by krisser
(with apologies to James Lord Pierpont)


Dashing through the snow
in a Vauxhull, color gray.
Through the streets they go,
shooting all the way.
Sirens blaring loud,
lights a-flashing, too!
Cowley yelling loud and clear,
you both know what to do!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

You might be wondering now,
how'd that came about.
Catch the bad guys fast
they heard Cowley shout.
The snow was falling thick,
a crash was bound to be.
Careening through the snowy streets,
the Vauxhall hit a tree.

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

A day or two ago,
when Bodie almost died.
Ray Doyle soon found the truth,
the answer by his side.
He reached and grabbed his prick,
responding hard and fast.
Doyle got to work and got him off,
They'd found true love at last!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!



DIALJ 2018 - prompt - song