Jingle Bells – Pros Style by krisser

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Jingle Bells – Pros Style
by krisser
(with apologies to James Lord Pierpont)


Dashing through the snow
in a Vauxhull, color gray.
Through the streets they go,
shooting all the way.
Sirens blaring loud,
lights a-flashing, too!
Cowley yelling loud and clear,
you both know what to do!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

You might be wondering now,
how'd that came about.
Catch the bad guys fast
they heard Cowley shout.
The snow was falling thick,
a crash was bound to be.
Careening through the snowy streets,
the Vauxhall hit a tree.

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

A day or two ago,
when Bodie almost died.
Ray Doyle soon found the truth,
the answer by his side.
He reached and grabbed his prick,
responding hard and fast.
Doyle got to work and got him off,
They'd found true love at last!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!



DIALJ 2018 - prompt - song

Comments

[milomaus.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard!
I hate that song, but with these lyrics - I might sing it all through Christmas... *ggg*

Thank you so much, it's fabulous!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thanks:) Just don't accidentally sing it out loud . . . strange looks to be had all around

[byslantedlight.livejournal.com]

Oh, very fun! Perfect words for the tune, and very nice chorus! *g* Of course now I have Jingle Bells stuck in my head, but the new images that come with it work much better! *g*

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I like to think of them dashing through the streets of London.

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of us are going to be singing this tune all day long - thanks for that Krisser! :-)
This was hilarious! Well done.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!!! It was fun. :) :)

[jat-sapphire.livejournal.com]

Cute!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[hagsrus.livejournal.com]

LOL - well done!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

:) thank you :)

[ali15son.livejournal.com]

I really enjoyed this. Thankyou.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. . . I really did have fun.

[shooting2kill.livejournal.com]

This was absolutely, truly inspired! Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! It was fun to do. I just have to practice singing the song the right way now:) then I hear the lads yelling this is the right way lol

[freetraveller15.livejournal.com]

Oh this is brilliant! Very inspired!! Thank you x

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you, and you're welcome :)

[loxleyprince.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!! I shall never think of "Jingle Bells" in the same way again! :-)

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

I know I was to sing - Bodie's kissing Doyle instead. . . . .

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief but that was hilarious!!!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Your words are music to my ears!

[dawnebeth.livejournal.com]

So funny! An instant classic Christmas tune.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

It is fun to rewrite the lyrics. . . :)

[macklingirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think strangers will throw strange looks at me when I start laughing when this song is played. Thank you for this nice version. :-)

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you. . .I will think you trying to not sing along!

[cyanne]

I'm still laughing. So funny, so clever, and perfectly in tune!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you. . .thank you. . .I'm here all day!

[cloudless-9193.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! What a brilliant idea. :-)

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

I'll have to ask for recs next time. . . what is best to corrupt. . .I mean recreate!

[siskiou.livejournal.com]

This definitely put a big smile on my face! :)
Thank you!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. . . !!

[msmoat.livejournal.com]

Good lord. That really was brilliant. *g* Especially the chorus. It has just the right...rolicking feel to it, too--words and tune. Perfect. Thank you!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

We could be the CI5 carolers and sing the new improved versions. . . until they throw us in jail. . .

[ci5mates.livejournal.com]

So clever matey! Absolutely love it *g*

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! It was fun to do!

[airelle1.livejournal.com]

Lovely! Thanks for a good laugh.
Airelle

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

My pleasure and the Lads, I think as well.

[firlefanzine.livejournal.com]

*g*
I played the original song in the background to get the right tune.
It's so funny, it made me smile.

"Cowley yelling loud and clear,
you both know what to do!

LOL!

Thank you!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Your smile is recompense enough!!

[cornishcat.livejournal.com]

Ho, ho, ho! Pitch perfect and very clever.

Thank you for this alternative Christmas treat.

[kiwisue.livejournal.com]

Hee! I am never going to listen to that song without thinking of this. Merry Christmas!