[identity profile] hagsrus.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] discoveredinalj
Well, we were quite stewed
And totally nude,
And reckless with seasonal folly.
Our Yule decoration
Was turned to frustration
When Bodie sat down on the holly.

Oh the mistletoe bough
The mistletoe bough -
I stripped off some berries and crushed 'em,
And firmly applied
Them to his wounded pride;
His protests: more whisky soon shushed 'em.

You won't be amiss
If you think I did kiss
The pain from that muscular rear,
And yes, you are right:
Decoration's delight
Was abandoned, at least for this year!

Title: Prick Song
Author: The Hag
Slash: Bodie/Doyle
Proslib: yes

Date: 2013-12-15 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milomaus.livejournal.com
*LOL*

Wonderful Poem!! Thanks for the laugh!

Date: 2013-12-15 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sc-fossil.livejournal.com
*snort* That was funny. Thanks, F!

Date: 2013-12-15 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ali15son.livejournal.com
I enjoyed that , thanks for your poem x

Date: 2013-12-15 11:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] snailbones.livejournal.com
Brilliant, thank you! You're sending me to bed with a daft smirk on my face.

Date: 2013-12-15 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawnebeth.livejournal.com
Bwahahahaha! Ow, that would smart something awful. Poor Bodie. But it's still funny.

Date: 2013-12-16 05:06 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] krisserci5.livejournal.com
LOL.....LOL.....LOL..... OMG - that was so funny, when my husband asked me to share my mirth, I started laughing harder!!

Date: 2013-12-16 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sw33n3y.livejournal.com
Heh! That was excellent! :D

What a delightfully warm (and tipsy) Christmas scene!

Date: 2013-12-16 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miwahni.livejournal.com
Hee! Loved it.

Date: 2013-12-16 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cloudless-9193.livejournal.com
Great poem, great title! :-)

Date: 2013-12-17 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merentha13.livejournal.com
LOL!!! Thanks for lightening up a dreary day! Oh the images... :-)

Date: 2013-12-17 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longstrt.livejournal.com
You are so talented. I laughed all the way through it. Thanks so much for this delightful tale of the lads.

lbc

Date: 2013-12-19 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hambelandjemima.livejournal.com
Haha, that's brilliant!

Date: 2013-12-20 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightmead.livejournal.com
I have spent far too long trying to reply in rhyme and failing. So: loved it, and thanks!

Date: 2013-12-28 05:56 pm (UTC)

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