Jingle Bells – Pros Style by krisser

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Jingle Bells – Pros Style
by krisser
(with apologies to James Lord Pierpont)


Dashing through the snow
in a Vauxhull, color gray.
Through the streets they go,
shooting all the way.
Sirens blaring loud,
lights a-flashing, too!
Cowley yelling loud and clear,
you both know what to do!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

You might be wondering now,
how'd that came about.
Catch the bad guys fast
they heard Cowley shout.
The snow was falling thick,
a crash was bound to be.
Careening through the snowy streets,
the Vauxhall hit a tree.

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!

A day or two ago,
when Bodie almost died.
Ray Doyle soon found the truth,
the answer by his side.
He reached and grabbed his prick,
responding hard and fast.
Doyle got to work and got him off,
They'd found true love at last!

Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day, hey!
Jingle bells, what the hell,
Bodie's kissing Doyle.
Oh, what fun to see bare bums,
and boffing all the day. Yeah!



DIALJ 2018 - prompt - song

Comments

[milomaus.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard!
I hate that song, but with these lyrics - I might sing it all through Christmas... *ggg*

Thank you so much, it's fabulous!

[byslantedlight.livejournal.com]

Oh, very fun! Perfect words for the tune, and very nice chorus! *g* Of course now I have Jingle Bells stuck in my head, but the new images that come with it work much better! *g*

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

I think a lot of us are going to be singing this tune all day long - thanks for that Krisser! :-)
This was hilarious! Well done.

[jat-sapphire.livejournal.com]

Cute!

[hagsrus.livejournal.com]

LOL - well done!

[ali15son.livejournal.com]

I really enjoyed this. Thankyou.

[shooting2kill.livejournal.com]

This was absolutely, truly inspired! Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

[freetraveller15.livejournal.com]

Oh this is brilliant! Very inspired!! Thank you x

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thanks:) Just don't accidentally sing it out loud . . . strange looks to be had all around

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I like to think of them dashing through the streets of London.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!!! It was fun. :) :)

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

:) thank you :)

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. . . I really did have fun.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! It was fun to do. I just have to practice singing the song the right way now:) then I hear the lads yelling this is the right way lol

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you, and you're welcome :)

[loxleyprince.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!! I shall never think of "Jingle Bells" in the same way again! :-)

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief but that was hilarious!!!

[dawnebeth.livejournal.com]

So funny! An instant classic Christmas tune.

[macklingirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think strangers will throw strange looks at me when I start laughing when this song is played. Thank you for this nice version. :-)

[cyanne]

I'm still laughing. So funny, so clever, and perfectly in tune!

[cloudless-9193.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! What a brilliant idea. :-)

[siskiou.livejournal.com]

This definitely put a big smile on my face! :)
Thank you!

[msmoat.livejournal.com]

Good lord. That really was brilliant. *g* Especially the chorus. It has just the right...rolicking feel to it, too--words and tune. Perfect. Thank you!

[ci5mates.livejournal.com]

So clever matey! Absolutely love it *g*

[airelle1.livejournal.com]

Lovely! Thanks for a good laugh.
Airelle

[firlefanzine.livejournal.com]

*g*
I played the original song in the background to get the right tune.
It's so funny, it made me smile.

"Cowley yelling loud and clear,
you both know what to do!

LOL!

Thank you!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

I know I was to sing - Bodie's kissing Doyle instead. . . . .

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Your words are music to my ears!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

It is fun to rewrite the lyrics. . . :)

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you. . .I will think you trying to not sing along!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you. . .thank you. . .I'm here all day!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

I'll have to ask for recs next time. . . what is best to corrupt. . .I mean recreate!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. . . !!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

We could be the CI5 carolers and sing the new improved versions. . . until they throw us in jail. . .

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! It was fun to do!

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

My pleasure and the Lads, I think as well.

[krisserci5.livejournal.com]

Your smile is recompense enough!!

[cornishcat.livejournal.com]

Ho, ho, ho! Pitch perfect and very clever.

Thank you for this alternative Christmas treat.

[kiwisue.livejournal.com]

Hee! I am never going to listen to that song without thinking of this. Merry Christmas!