This is what reindeer poop looks like.
"Doyle, be careful. Bodie will lose his balance when you kick him in the arse."
"Look, sir, Father Christmas brought us new shoes."
Bodie is beside himself with laughter watching Doyle try and execute an elegant crane while half pissed without shooting his foot off.
And with a strategic firm hop on the end of the wooden post they were balanced on, Bodie successfully sent his partner flying backwards into the mud without so much as even touching him. Even Cowley was impressed. Doyle, not so much.
Doyle: "What the hell've I just trod in? And don't think I don't see you bloody laughing, Bodie!"
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Date: 2024-12-07 06:10 pm (UTC)This is what reindeer poop looks like.
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Date: 2024-12-07 06:47 pm (UTC)"Doyle, be careful. Bodie will lose his balance when you kick him in the arse."
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Date: 2024-12-07 07:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-07 09:07 pm (UTC)"Look, sir, Father Christmas brought us new shoes."
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Date: 2024-12-07 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-08 09:12 am (UTC)Bodie is beside himself with laughter watching Doyle try and execute an elegant crane while half pissed without shooting his foot off.
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Date: 2024-12-08 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-10 02:50 am (UTC)And with a strategic firm hop on the end of the wooden post they were balanced on, Bodie successfully sent his partner flying backwards into the mud without so much as even touching him. Even Cowley was impressed. Doyle, not so much.
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Date: 2024-12-15 11:08 pm (UTC)Doyle: "What the hell've I just trod in? And don't think I don't see you bloody laughing, Bodie!"