One drabble, to start with...

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

I really can't excuse this one. Please forgive me.



Prompt word: Transparent

Culture Clash

Bodie frowned at the extradition papers, neatly filed behind a transparent plastic cover. “Terrorists get vacations now? Who’s this Lieutenant Castillo?”

Doyle’s eyes were closed and his head was on the back of his chair. “That would be Lieutenant Castillo. He’s American.”

“Lewd-tenant?” Bodie propped his hip on Cowley’s desk and grinned.

One green eye cracked open. “Loo-tenant.”

“S’pose it depends on where he’s got his office,” began Bodie.

“And what he does in it,” finished Doyle, resignedly.

Bodie sniggered. “We should volunteer for escort. Give those coppers some Miami adVice.”

Doyle was proud of himself. He didn’t murder Bodie.

~end~

Note: Brits (and Canadians) pronounce "lieutenant" as if it were spelled "lef-tenant".

Comments

[nakeisha.livejournal.com]

*Chuckle*

Such fun.

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :-)

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

Cute, Rebel.

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Though, me, I'm thinking "cute" more in the sense of "don't get cute" than small, fluffy and adorable. ;-)

[schnuffi.livejournal.com]

Eh... Miami Vice? *snicker* Very cool, very witty - love it!

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It's fun to imagine B&D's reaction to their first sight of Crockett. "Who's the poofter in pastel?" "D'you suppose they don't pay their coppers enough to keep them in socks?" ;-)

[schnuffi.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, they might bust him cause he looks like a pimp *snort*

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

I meant it in the "I'm definitely snickering" sort of way. *bg*

[heliophile-oxon.livejournal.com]

lol! All together now, I say lieutenant - you say lieutenant .... let's call the whole thing off very much on!

Love your take on their reaction too - wish we could see them meet the poofter in pastels!

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

It's tempting!

Someday I might decide to cross the two shows. I'd also love to have B&D wander into Life on Mars one of these days, too.

Thanks for the kind comment! :-)

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

Gawd, Reb, I knew yours would make me giggle - has to be read aloud to really work, but it really works.*g*

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! I was worried about that whole 'having to be read aloud' thing. I'm so glad it still works!

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Clever word play! I'm Brit but I knew the pronunciations so I laughed straight away! Poor Castillo - he doesn't know what he's in for!

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

I can just see Castillo sitting there, expressionless, as these two snigger at each other. Good God, but they'd be obnoxious! Doyle's got authority issues, and Bodie's got copper issues, and both of them would be prickly about having to hand their arrest over to the Americans.

Hm... might actually have to write that fic someday. ;-)

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Sounds good! That's your next project...
And where's Castillo from? Hill Street Blues? NYPD? Go for it!!

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's actually from Miami Vice. He was Crockett and Tubbs' craggy-faced, silent, morose Lieutenant. And he's my favorite character on that show. :-)

I'm definitely considering it, but I don't know if that'll be my *next* project.

[byslantedlight.livejournal.com]

Hee! Love the absolute resignation in Doyle's voice - he knows he has to go through with it to the bitter, bitter end! *g*

[melanieathene.livejournal.com]

I'm a bad Canadian. I say Loo-tenant. *sheepish* I watch too much American tv. :)

Love the banter in this drabble.

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Eh, I didn't learn to say Lef-tenant until I joined the Army Reserve. They taught me pretty fast!

Also the difference between a rifle and a gun. ;-)

Thanks for the comment!

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Yeah - that's exactly the attitude I was trying to convey on Doyle's part! I'm glad it came across. I figure he's tired and grouchy and the last thing he wants to deal with is Bodie trying to be funny. :-)

[empty-mirrors.livejournal.com]

LMAO, love it.

[crimson-37.livejournal.com]

Doyle was proud of himself. He didn’t murder Bodie.

I'm proud of Doyle too, I'm not sure I could have forgiven him if he had.

LOL... Great!

Thanks for sharing!

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

But Bodie was asking for it, right? ;-) Anyway, Doyle didn't do it because he knew he'd never be able to live with the guilt after. Even if no one would have blamed him after that bad a pun.

Thanks! :-)

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :-D

[przed.livejournal.com]

Fun play on the lieutenant thing. (It's taken years, and lots of British TV, for this Canadian to brainwash herself back into the proper pronunciation of the word. *g*)

[myrebelcat.livejournal.com]

I know too many people who work for National Defence. They all say "lef-tenant", and if you slip up and say "loo-tenant" around them they'll immediately launch into Forrest Gump imitations. "Looo-ten-ant Daaan!"

Sigh. It breaks a person of the habit pretty darn fast.

Glad I could make you grin! :-)