Part Two - a small ficlet offering
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discoveredinaljSo, having had a reasonable day at work, I now bring you Part Two of my Christmas Eve offering. This time it is a short ficlet. Hope you enjoy it.
“But...it’s Christmas.”
“I know it is.”
“But...what about goodwill to all men?”
“Did it say goodwill to all men, except Bodie?”
“No, it bloody well didn’t, and you know it. Meanie.”
“Oh don’t sulk Bodie. How old are you, five?”
“I am not sulking.”
“Yes you are. Look at your lip. It’s inches out.”
“I know something that’s—“
“That’s enough talk of that, thank you. I’m well aware of how big you are.”
“Are you? You sure you don’t wanna have another recce?”
“What for?”
Silence.
“Oh come on Bodie, don’t look like that.”
“’m not looking like anything.”
“Yes you are. Never seen a bottom lip quiver so much. Oh, apart from my niece, Sara, when she’d dropped her lolly onto the floor last summer.”
“Are you comparing me, a fully grown adult male in the prime of his life, to a six year old female child?”
“Well not entirely.”
“Good!”
“Just your bottom lip. Honest mate, it’s exactly the.... Hang on. Wait there, sunshine.”
“What the – what are you up to now?”
“Just gonna get the camera, so I can compare.”
“Eh?”
“Yours and Sara’s lips. Now, come on, pose for me.”
“Bugger off.”
“Ahh, perfect. Wanna see?”
“Nope. Neve... Fuck. If you show that to anyone else Doyle, I swear I’ll kill you.”
“Would I? Anyway, d’you know what Sara’s mum does when her lip goes like that?”
“No, what?”
“She kisses it better. C’mere.”
“Hmmmmmm.”
BDDBBDDB
“And this is when I was comparing you with your Uncle Bodie, Sara.”
“Why’s Uncle Bodie’s bottom lip stuck out like that, Uncle Ray?”
“Because he was sulk... um, I dunno. Er, Sara, doesn’t your mum want you?”
“Dunno. I wanna stay here.”
“Er, no Sara, I really do think your mum wants you. Now.”
“But...”
“No buts, we’ll see you later, okay?”
“Oh, okay. See ya later, Uncle Ray.”
“Yeah, see you. Oh, hi Bodie. Din’t know you were there.”
“Liar. Don’t ‘oh, hi Bodie’ me, sunshine. You promised me.”
“Promised you what?”
“You know what. That you wouldn’t show that photo-“
“I wasn’t! Well, only to Sara, just to compare your lips. I was right.”
“Oh yeah? Let me see... Oh.”
“Hah. I was right.”
“Well, seeing as it is Christmas and you owe me big time angelfish, there’s only one punishment I can think of that fits the crime.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah. You can kiss it off my lips.”
“Oh what a hardship.”
“Yeah. Speaking of, why does your cock remind me of big Ben?”
“Because it’s huge?”
“Naa, because it always goes off every hour!”
“Happy Christmas Bodie, love.”
“Happy Christmas to you too...”
Title: About A Pout
Author: Zoe
Fandom: Pros
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Genre: Slash – is there anything else?
RAY-ting: Ask Bodie ;-)
Disclaimer: Not mine, I just play occasionally
BDBDBDD
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL.
XXXXX
“But...it’s Christmas.”
“I know it is.”
“But...what about goodwill to all men?”
“Did it say goodwill to all men, except Bodie?”
“No, it bloody well didn’t, and you know it. Meanie.”
“Oh don’t sulk Bodie. How old are you, five?”
“I am not sulking.”
“Yes you are. Look at your lip. It’s inches out.”
“I know something that’s—“
“That’s enough talk of that, thank you. I’m well aware of how big you are.”
“Are you? You sure you don’t wanna have another recce?”
“What for?”
Silence.
“Oh come on Bodie, don’t look like that.”
“’m not looking like anything.”
“Yes you are. Never seen a bottom lip quiver so much. Oh, apart from my niece, Sara, when she’d dropped her lolly onto the floor last summer.”
“Are you comparing me, a fully grown adult male in the prime of his life, to a six year old female child?”
“Well not entirely.”
“Good!”
“Just your bottom lip. Honest mate, it’s exactly the.... Hang on. Wait there, sunshine.”
“What the – what are you up to now?”
“Just gonna get the camera, so I can compare.”
“Eh?”
“Yours and Sara’s lips. Now, come on, pose for me.”
“Bugger off.”
“Ahh, perfect. Wanna see?”
“Nope. Neve... Fuck. If you show that to anyone else Doyle, I swear I’ll kill you.”
“Would I? Anyway, d’you know what Sara’s mum does when her lip goes like that?”
“No, what?”
“She kisses it better. C’mere.”
“Hmmmmmm.”
BDDBBDDB
“And this is when I was comparing you with your Uncle Bodie, Sara.”
“Why’s Uncle Bodie’s bottom lip stuck out like that, Uncle Ray?”
“Because he was sulk... um, I dunno. Er, Sara, doesn’t your mum want you?”
“Dunno. I wanna stay here.”
“Er, no Sara, I really do think your mum wants you. Now.”
“But...”
“No buts, we’ll see you later, okay?”
“Oh, okay. See ya later, Uncle Ray.”
“Yeah, see you. Oh, hi Bodie. Din’t know you were there.”
“Liar. Don’t ‘oh, hi Bodie’ me, sunshine. You promised me.”
“Promised you what?”
“You know what. That you wouldn’t show that photo-“
“I wasn’t! Well, only to Sara, just to compare your lips. I was right.”
“Oh yeah? Let me see... Oh.”
“Hah. I was right.”
“Well, seeing as it is Christmas and you owe me big time angelfish, there’s only one punishment I can think of that fits the crime.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah. You can kiss it off my lips.”
“Oh what a hardship.”
“Yeah. Speaking of, why does your cock remind me of big Ben?”
“Because it’s huge?”
“Naa, because it always goes off every hour!”
“Happy Christmas Bodie, love.”
“Happy Christmas to you too...”
Title: About A Pout
Author: Zoe
Fandom: Pros
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Genre: Slash – is there anything else?
RAY-ting: Ask Bodie ;-)
Disclaimer: Not mine, I just play occasionally
BDBDBDD
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL.
XXXXX
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Date: 2007-12-24 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-24 08:21 pm (UTC)Glad it made you laugh though - as it was meant to :D
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Date: 2007-12-24 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-24 09:57 pm (UTC)“Yeah. Speaking of, why does your cock remind me of big Ben?”
“Because it’s huge?”
“Naa, because it always goes off every hour!”
ROFLMAO
This was a real treat. Thanks so much for writing and sharing this with us.
And you have a great time yourself, hon. XX
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Date: 2007-12-24 10:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-26 03:51 pm (UTC)Hugs
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Date: 2007-12-25 09:20 am (UTC)“I am not sulking.”
“Yes you are. Look at your lip. It’s inches out.”
“I know something that’s—“
Wicked, just deliciously wicked.
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Date: 2007-12-26 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-25 11:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-26 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-25 11:40 am (UTC)Thank you for posting it!
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Date: 2007-12-26 03:52 pm (UTC)Thanks hon, glad it made you LOL.
Hugs
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Date: 2007-12-25 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-12-25 07:26 pm (UTC)“Bugger off.”
“Ahh, perfect. Wanna see?”
“Nope. Neve... Fuck. If you show that to anyone else Doyle, I swear I’ll kill you.”
“Would I?
Why yes, he would. *g* I dunno, but I just love that exchange! Thank you! And a merry Christmas to you!
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Date: 2007-12-26 03:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-26 09:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-26 03:54 pm (UTC)Thanks, glad you enjoyed.
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Date: 2007-12-26 12:01 pm (UTC)Very 'them'.
*Hugs*
Thank you for this.
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Date: 2007-12-26 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-27 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-01-01 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-01 05:10 pm (UTC)Thanks glad you liked it.
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Date: 2008-01-21 05:17 pm (UTC)Just a query - no digital cameras way back when - did they have one of those instant print things? I'd love to have watched them waiting for the pic to develop.
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Date: 2008-01-21 08:37 pm (UTC)No, no digi camera, but I thought they would definitely have a Polaroid camera, which is why they could see almost instantly Bodie's bottom lip *g*