[identity profile] callistosh65.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] discoveredinalj
Following on from [livejournal.com profile] crimson_37's last word, 'mouth'. Well, I mean, who can resist that one?


“Mouth on you like the Mersey tunnel, Doyle. Can’t let Cowley think the car got dented by accident, can you? Not dot-the-bloody-i’s, Raymond. You have to tell him-”

“Bodie-”

“-that yours truly did it scraping round a corner in Peckham. Didn’t fucking tell him why, though, did you? You randy, crotch-grabbing-”

“Bodie!”

“What? What’re you pointing..?”

“No, he most certainly did not tell me, 3.7. In fact 4.5 led me to believe 6.2 was the one responsible. I see now how... misguided that was. The off switch to an r/t, gentlemen, is on the left.”

“Sir.”

(pause)

“Mersey what, mate?”

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