Drabble Tree Challenge
Apr. 19th, 2008 05:59 pmFollowing on from
crimson_37's last word, 'mouth'. Well, I mean, who can resist that one?
“Mouth on you like the Mersey tunnel, Doyle. Can’t let Cowley think the car got dented by accident, can you? Not dot-the-bloody-i’s, Raymond. You have to tell him-”
“Bodie-”
“-that yours truly did it scraping round a corner in Peckham. Didn’t fucking tell him why, though, did you? You randy, crotch-grabbing-”
“Bodie!”
“What? What’re you pointing..?”
“No, he most certainly did not tell me, 3.7. In fact 4.5 led me to believe 6.2 was the one responsible. I see now how... misguided that was. The off switch to an r/t, gentlemen, is on the left.”
“Sir.”
(pause)
“Mersey what, mate?”
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“Mouth on you like the Mersey tunnel, Doyle. Can’t let Cowley think the car got dented by accident, can you? Not dot-the-bloody-i’s, Raymond. You have to tell him-”
“Bodie-”
“-that yours truly did it scraping round a corner in Peckham. Didn’t fucking tell him why, though, did you? You randy, crotch-grabbing-”
“Bodie!”
“What? What’re you pointing..?”
“No, he most certainly did not tell me, 3.7. In fact 4.5 led me to believe 6.2 was the one responsible. I see now how... misguided that was. The off switch to an r/t, gentlemen, is on the left.”
“Sir.”
(pause)
“Mersey what, mate?”
******
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Date: 2008-04-20 05:30 am (UTC)