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Profound. Contemplative. Thought-provoking. All terms that can with no accuracy whatsoever be applied to my second entry into the magnificent April Drabble challenge.

Title: Extraction
Author: [livejournal.com profile] bistokids
Slash or Gen: Slash. Kinda.
Word Count: 100
Archive at ProsLib/Circuit: Yes please
Author's Name for Archiving (if different to above): Bistokids
Disclaimer: The usual.
Notes: Written for the April Drabble Challenge. Why, is anyone's guess.


“Yeowch! Bloody hell, Bodie, that stings!”

“Hold still. Got to pull it out somehow. Can’t stay in there forever.”

“Yeah well, try being a bit more gentle. Ease it out, bit at a time.”

“That’s no use. Just hurts more if you take your time over it. Good swift tug’s the best way. Brace yourself, sunshine.”

“FUCK! Should have known better than to let you anywhere near my arse in the bloody first place.”

“Well, that’ll teach you to think first next time.”

“What d’you mean, think first?”

“Confucius he say, leaping over fences leads to splinters in nasty places.”

Date: 2008-04-13 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schnuffi.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I so love the "Confucius he says" - had me in stitches. Poor Ray, he should take better care of his assets. Or better let Bodie take care of them. Thanks for writing!

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